@Griffehpoo: a reference to "The Shawshank Redemption" in which Morgan Freeman was one of the lead actors, and I have to say is the best movie of all time and well I am not the only one who thinks that [www.imdb.com] #batteries

@shorty6049: Yea. It's my favorite movie lol. But I'm pretty sure that part of Shawshank is based on a poem, as well. With the stone wall and everything. I just don't know the poem very well, lol. #batteries

@T-Will: If we can convert stored methane gas to energy...

I'd have to say the rectum. I believe that's why aliens probe humans in such a manner, in order to wirelessly harness the stored energy. #batteries